Alexander Gage
#sometimesihaveswag (Taken with instagram)

#sometimesihaveswag (Taken with instagram)

Hookah <3 (Taken with instagram)

Hookah <3 (Taken with instagram)

I&#8217;ve never been so attracted to @TaylorSwift13 before&#8230; (Taken with instagram)

I’ve never been so attracted to @TaylorSwift13 before… (Taken with instagram)

Ice cream cures hangovers. (Taken with instagram)

Ice cream cures hangovers. (Taken with instagram)

Shure &gt; Every other brand of headphones (Taken with instagram)

Shure > Every other brand of headphones (Taken with instagram)

And just when I thought I&#8217;d never find a tighter pair of pants&#8230; #jeggings (Taken with instagram)

And just when I thought I’d never find a tighter pair of pants… #jeggings (Taken with instagram)

Music. Passion. Life. (Taken with instagram)

Music. Passion. Life. (Taken with instagram)

&#8220;There&#8217;s only one God, and I&#8217;m pretty sure he doesn&#8217;t dress like that.&#8221; (Taken with instagram)

“There’s only one God, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.” (Taken with instagram)

One day I will meet a dinosaur.

One day I will meet a dinosaur.

Damn, she was getting all sorts of sexual with me&#8230;

Damn, she was getting all sorts of sexual with me…